Rachael’s Rules, Your Don’ts of Dating 101

[postlink]https://love101tv.blogspot.com/p/rachaels-rules-your-donts-of-dating-101.html[/postlink]
<ul>
<li>Don’t be a dullard
<ul>
<li>If your answer to making plans is always “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” think harder.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be super-glued
<ul>
<li>Attention is one thing, but if you cling too tightly things can get sticky.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t open the ex-files
<ul>
<li>Talking at length about your ex, especially on a first date, is a no-no. Keep it classified.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t dive-bomb
<ul>
<li>Showing-up unannounced to her home or work isn’t always a welcome surprise.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t have cleavage conversation
<ul>
<li>Eyes up here, enough said.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be a stinker
<ul>
<li>A little cologne goes a long way, too much can set off asthma.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be a fortune-teller
<ul>
<li>Nobody knows what the future holds, so don’t start picking out baby names on a first date.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t cheat on your date
<ul>
<li>Chatting up the hot bartender and ignoring your date does not make you more desirable to either of them.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t drown her
<ul>
<li>Forcing your date to over-drink can be hazardous both to her safety and the upholstery of your vehicle.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t drunk dial
<ul>
<li>We’ve all done it, and we’ve all regretted it the next day.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t put her in the dollhouse
<ul>
<li>Don’t try to tell her what to eat, how to dress, or what think. If you want to control her every move you don’t even need a real woman, there are several inflatable options.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be THAT GUY
<ul>
<li>That obnoxious, drunk guy at the party that everyone is pointing at saying, “I feel sorry for his date.”</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be a buddy
<ul>
<li>She’s not one of the guys; she does not want to pull your finger.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t assume sex
<ul>
<li>No means no, no really it does…always!</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t keep her waiting in the dark
<ul>
<li>Going to be late? Let her know. Running late is not a big deal, but letting her wonder if you’re really showing up will be.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t frisk her
<ul>
<li>Chances are she’s not carrying a weapon, so patting down her privates in public is uncalled for.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t do accounting
<ul>
<li>She’s your date, not your loan officer. There’s no need to go over your finances.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t make her your fall back
<ul>
<li>Don’t ask her out only if you have nothing better to do or cancel on her the moment your friends call. She won’t be your Plan B for long.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t be a baby
<ul>
<li>Regardless of how she feels about children; she does not want to be your mother.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Don’t force fan-hood
<ul>
<li>If she doesn’t like sports don’t drag her to a three-hour game and expect her to cheer about it.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>

Rachael’s Rules, Your Don’ts of Dating 101